Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Gotham goes GPS

In 1945 President Harry Truman established 'The Presidential Medal of Freedom' to recognize 'individuals who have made "an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, or to world peace, or to cultural or other significant public or private endeavors.'

I can not think of a greater service to the city of New York than has been provided by Drew of XXL BBQ.


Water? Who needs water?

On May 25th, 2008, NASA's Phoenix spacecraft landed in the northern polar region of Mars to begin three months of examining a site chosen for its likelihood of having frozen water within reach of the lander's robotic arm. The Phoenix's mission objectives are to study the history of water below the planet's surface and to determine if the Martian arctic soil could support life.

In response to the news of the discovery of water on Mars and the possibility of colonization on Mars, famed Science Fiction writer Ray Bradbury said:

"It's nice to know that water's there, because we're going to need water."

Now it seems to me that they've got it all mixed-up. They didn't need to go and spend $325 million dollars to find out that mars needs water. Everybody knows...Mars Needs Cattle.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

The #1 Hunting game goes WILD!

There's a new hunting game in town, and it's name is Big Buck Safari. (Think Big Buck Hunter on steroids). No.. that's too crass. It's more like.. Big Buck Safari is to Big Buck Pro like Batman is to Bruce Wayne. Play it and you'll see what I mean. What could possibly be better than hunting some bucks with your pals over a few beers? Oh, I don't know, how about hunting massive African Kudus on the African savannahs?

Much more than a sequel, it’s a whole new type of Hunting Game. Every part of the game has come up a notch. Now you’re hunting in Jungles, grassy savannahs, and arid deserts across the dark continent. The gameplay at every site has been raised by the addition of a new game dynamic: The Trophy Animal. Imagine you’re lining up your shot on your third buck, when suddenly, right thru the middle of your hunting site comes a charging Rhino, or a rampaging elephant. THAT’s a trophy animal. Big Buck Hunter meets Jumanji. Also, now the critters are more integrated into the hunting site. And every site has the same opportunities for critter bonuses.

Even the Big Buck Girls have gotten a major boost with the addition of videos. OO-LA-LA.

More spectacular Hunting Backgrounds, Fifteen all-new bonus games, bigger, better, faster stronger.

Coming to a location near you starting now.

Big Buck wins election, Obama & Hillary demand recount

Big Buck Hunter Pro has won the prestigious ‘Operators Choice: Game of the Year’ award from Play Meter magazine for the 2nd straight year. That's 2006 and 2007, (back-to-back baby). For those of you who don't know, the operator is industry-speak for the person who owns it and counts all those quarters.

What's that you say? Can you hear the chants? Three-peat! Three-peat! Get your campaign button now.