Pappy's Porch: 2009 World Championship - Jump In!!!!

How Far Back Do You Stand?

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0"-3" Deer Proctologist. Next time bring your latex glove.
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4"-6" Shy Deer Proctologist
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7"-12" Nervous? Near-sighted? Bed-wetter? Find your inner hunter hero and step back.
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13"-24" Now we're talking. Actually, the further back you stand, the less you have to move your gun.
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25"-30" OK to use Schwarzeneggar accent while shooting at this range.
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31"-36" Dude.
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37"-up Tink, Tink. (can you hold these for me while I shoot?)
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Big Buck Drinking Games

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Heckuva Shot - when the announcer says any phrase with the word 'shot' in it (like great shot! or dead-eye shot) everyone has to take a drink.
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Buck Poker - After each site, you take as many cards as deer you killed. At the end of the Trek, the player with the best hand winds.
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Big Buck Bowling -
1 Buck: Open Frame (5 pins)
2 Bucks: Spare (5+5)
3 Bucks: Strike
(Two Treks = 10 sites = 10 frames)
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Critter Baseball -
0 Critters: Out
1 Critter: Single
2 Critters: Double
3 Critters: Triple
4+ Critters: Home Run
(Player with most runs at end of game wins)
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Three Deers = Free Beers - When you get all 3 bucks at a site, you take a drink.
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Big Buck apedia

"Boy Howdy, It's huntin time"
"Did you sight that rifle"
"Game Warden ain't gonna like that"
"He fell like a ton of bricks"
"Hope you got a big freezer"
"I smell huntin in the air"
"Let's give those to granny"
"Nice shootin"
"No such thing as a bad day to hunt"
"Rams got big curly horns"
"That'll feed the whole family"
"That's a dead-eye shot"
"That's a heckuva buck"
"That's a monster buck"
"Yer gonna need a bigger truck"
"You ain't got a license for does"
"You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn"
"You got somethin' against women"
"You need spectacles"
"You shoot like my granny"

Monday, July 6, 2009

2009 World Championship - Jump In!!!!

2 Game Titles

8 Regional Finals

$70,000!!

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