Sunday, July 27, 2008

Top 10 Big Buck Hunting Excuses


"I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity." - John D. Rockefeller


We all miss a shot or 2 when we are playing Big Buck Hunter or Big Buck Safari. The key is to realize, these aren't disasters... these are opportunities. Opportunities to play mind games with your opponent by whipping out just the right excuse. Popped a doe? Missed the buck? No prob. Just peel off one of these handy excuses.

Top 10 excuses for a Blown Hunting Site (conducted by straw poll):


10. Yeah, but I scared him!


9. I had venison for lunch.


8. Gun must not be calibrated.


7. You should see me hunt with my eyes open!


6. Bucks...Does...I'm an equal-opportunity hunter.


5. That doe looked at me funny.


4. I normally use the orange gun. (opposite of gun used)


3. I think I'll kill that one with my truck instead.


2. I need another beer.


And the #1 voted excuse...


1. I was anxious to see the Big Buck Girls again!

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