Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Come git'cher Grit On!

The prestigious Pennsyltucky olympics has added another event to their austere list of world-caliber contests.

The Pennsyltucky olympics, held annually in Sharon, PA, feature such events as Seed Spitting, Beer-Belly Wet T-Shirt Contest, and the esteemed Hub Cap Hurl. In addition to these events, now fans can play 'LIVE Big Buck Hunter'.

LIVE Big Buck Hunter will see contestants shooting paintballs at employees of the Original Quaker Steak and Lube restaurant.(No word whether this is shootout style or turn-based)

The top Prize? Sarah Poulton, of Valley24.com writes:
“..forget the Gold Medal. The winner of this fine competition wins a sweet 1984 Limited Edition Ford Crown Victoria. It's missing first gear, but it runs like a champ.”
The event is hosted by the Original Quaker Steak and Lube restaurant on 101 Chestnut Street, in Sharon PA. The opening ceremonies begin at 3:30 pm on Saturday, August 16th 2008.

Complete Olympic Schedule:
3:30 pm Opening Ceremonies
4:30 pm Hub Cap Hurl & Bobbing for Pigs Feet
5:00 pm Git 'R' Dun Long Jump
5:30 pm Seed Spitting
6:00 pm Dumpster Dive & Big Hair Contest
6:30 pm Best Mullet & Toilet Seat Toss
7:00 pm LIVE Big Buck Hunter
7:30 pm Hot Wing Eating Contest
8:00 pm Beer Belly Wet T-Shirt Contest
Live Band – Sharecroppers of Live (on stage until 10:30pm)
8:30 pm Cornhole Tournament
9:30 pm Closing Ceremonies & Awards Presentation

There's no word yet on how many countries will be sending athletes, but you can bet our own beloved pappy will be there, moonshine jug in hand.
For more details look HERE.

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