Pappy's Porch: Big Buck Safari - National Tournament

How Far Back Do You Stand?

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0"-3" Deer Proctologist. Next time bring your latex glove.
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4"-6" Shy Deer Proctologist
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7"-12" Nervous? Near-sighted? Bed-wetter? Find your inner hunter hero and step back.
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13"-24" Now we're talking. Actually, the further back you stand, the less you have to move your gun.
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25"-30" OK to use Schwarzeneggar accent while shooting at this range.
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31"-36" Dude.
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37"-up Tink, Tink. (can you hold these for me while I shoot?)
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Big Buck Drinking Games

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Heckuva Shot - when the announcer says any phrase with the word 'shot' in it (like great shot! or dead-eye shot) everyone has to take a drink.
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Buck Poker - After each site, you take as many cards as deer you killed. At the end of the Trek, the player with the best hand winds.
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Big Buck Bowling -
1 Buck: Open Frame (5 pins)
2 Bucks: Spare (5+5)
3 Bucks: Strike
(Two Treks = 10 sites = 10 frames)
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Critter Baseball -
0 Critters: Out
1 Critter: Single
2 Critters: Double
3 Critters: Triple
4+ Critters: Home Run
(Player with most runs at end of game wins)
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Three Deers = Free Beers - When you get all 3 bucks at a site, you take a drink.
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Big Buck apedia

"Boy Howdy, It's huntin time"
"Did you sight that rifle"
"Game Warden ain't gonna like that"
"He fell like a ton of bricks"
"Hope you got a big freezer"
"I smell huntin in the air"
"Let's give those to granny"
"Nice shootin"
"No such thing as a bad day to hunt"
"Rams got big curly horns"
"That'll feed the whole family"
"That's a dead-eye shot"
"That's a heckuva buck"
"That's a monster buck"
"Yer gonna need a bigger truck"
"You ain't got a license for does"
"You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn"
"You got somethin' against women"
"You need spectacles"
"You shoot like my granny"

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Big Buck Safari - National Tournament

The first Big Buck Safari National Tournament is scheduled to start December 1st. Top prize is $250. You've played for kicks, now play for cash.

Big Buck Safari games are beginning to come online across America.

The Big Buck Safari player site will come online very soon as well.

Stay tuned for details.

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