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I Found It, I Shot It.
How Far Back Do You Stand?
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- 0"-3" Deer Proctologist. Next time bring your latex glove.
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- 4"-6" Shy Deer Proctologist
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- 7"-12" Nervous? Near-sighted? Bed-wetter? Find your inner hunter hero and step back.
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- 13"-24" Now we're talking. Actually, the further back you stand, the less you have to move your gun.
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- 25"-30" OK to use Schwarzeneggar accent while shooting at this range.
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- 31"-36" Dude.
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- 37"-up Tink, Tink. (can you hold these for me while I shoot?)
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Big Buck Drinking Games
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- Heckuva Shot - when the announcer says any phrase with the word 'shot' in it (like great shot! or dead-eye shot) everyone has to take a drink.
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- Buck Poker - After each site, you take as many cards as deer you killed. At the end of the Trek, the player with the best hand winds.
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- Big Buck Bowling -
- 1 Buck: Open Frame (5 pins)
- 2 Bucks: Spare (5+5)
- 3 Bucks: Strike
- (Two Treks = 10 sites = 10 frames)
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- Critter Baseball -
- 0 Critters: Out
- 1 Critter: Single
- 2 Critters: Double
- 3 Critters: Triple
- 4+ Critters: Home Run
- (Player with most runs at end of game wins)
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- Three Deers = Free Beers - When you get all 3 bucks at a site, you take a drink.
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Big Buck apedia
- "Boy Howdy, It's huntin time"
- "Did you sight that rifle"
- "Game Warden ain't gonna like that"
- "He fell like a ton of bricks"
- "Hope you got a big freezer"
- "I smell huntin in the air"
- "Let's give those to granny"
- "Nice shootin"
- "No such thing as a bad day to hunt"
- "Rams got big curly horns"
- "That'll feed the whole family"
- "That's a dead-eye shot"
- "That's a heckuva buck"
- "That's a monster buck"
- "Yer gonna need a bigger truck"
- "You ain't got a license for does"
- "You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn"
- "You got somethin' against women"
- "You need spectacles"
- "You shoot like my granny"
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Does that give him a leg up on the competition?
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